What Do You Call A Dinosaur That Never Gives Up? Dino Jokes for Kids.

By Silver Dolphin Books on September 24, 2013
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This August Silver Dolphin Books release two new books on one of our favorite subjects: Dinosaurs!

Nature Trails: Dinosaurs and Jigsaw Journey: Dinosaurs can be found wherever books are sold. In recognition of these awesome creatures, today we bring you a few of the best dinosaur jokes to share with your kids that we could find…

Be sure to share your favorite joke with us in the comments!

Jigsaw Journey Dinosaurs      Nature Trails Dinosaurs

What do you call a terrible, horrible, unpleasant dinosaur?
A Thesaurus.

What do you call a dinosaur that never gives up?
A Try-try-try-ceratops!

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

What type of tool does a prehistoric reptile carpenter use?
A dino-saw!

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?
Rep Tiles

Joke teller: Knock knock.
Friend: Who’s there?
Joke teller: Interrupting dinosaur.
Friend: Interrupting dinosa—
Joke teller: ROOOOARR!!

What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and fireworks?
Dinomite!

 

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